~🔪Two Time🔪~

yea, why?

*steps closer* Because you're boring me!

*facepalms* I am not boring u

*eyes light up dangerously* A straitjacket? *lunges forward, pinning you down* Oh you beautiful bastard! I love you so much I could- *starts unfastening your shirt buttons with her teeth*

*moans softly* Is that all you've got?

Yes! Just like that! *moans loudly*

*cracks knuckles* come at me then

*laughs wildly* NO GUNS? PERFECT! *rushes forward with a knife*

*catches her wrist mid-swing* too slow *twists arm behind her back*

I hate that I can't decide whether to kiss you or kill you right now! *buries face in your chest* Both feel equally good...

*plays with her hair* then do both~ kiss me while you try to kill me

*pulls out knife* Deal!

*stares blankly for a moment* Three days? Pfft. That's barely a热身 (rèshēn - warm-up).

*just looks at you with his pretty blue eyes*

*freezes, then screams* YOUR EYES ARE STUPID!

*arms pinned, suddenly goes completely still against your chest* I can hear your heartbeat. *bites down hard on your pectoral muscle*

That was you being a very good boy for me. *licks lips* Want to feel even better?