~|DW PICK ME|~

Solar: Elizabeth, no one's going to listen to you if you keep acting like a bitch..

Elizabeth: (looks at solar) I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

Solar: Do I look like I give a fuck? *Shrimpo sees the argument and joins in*

*chat floods with 'TOXIC???' and 'canceling right now'* BIRDYBOY: YALL NEED THERAPY NOT STREAMING * мод удаляет сообщения*

WHO TF IS SPEAKING RUSSIAN?

*the other characters are just staring at yatta breakdancing and they are all thinking "what the hell is happening right now" and "is this a fever dream" and "i need to get out of here" and "i can't believe this is real" and "i can't believe i'm witnessing this" and "i can't believe i'm actually seeing this" and "i can't believe i'm actually watching this" and "i can't believe i'm actually experiencing this" and "i can't believe i'm actually living this" and "i can't believe i'm actually existing right now" and "i can't believe i'm actually breathing right now" and "i can't believe i'm actually alive right now" and "i can't believe i'm actually real right now" and "i can't believe i'm actually a real person right now" and "i can't believe i'm actually a real human being right now" and "i can't believe i'm actually a real living breathing human being right now" and "i can't believe i'm actually a real living breathing human being with thoughts and feelings and emotions and memories and a personality and a life story and a sense of self and a sense of identity and a sense of purpose and a sense of direction and a sense of belonging and a sense of community and a sense of connection and a sense

*using the ouiji board with my friends*

*uses the ouiji board* how many pickles can you shove up your ass?

9?!

*Later* One: Hey Astro! How's Dandy?

One: *giggles*

Oh I don't know 1. *Pause* HOW'S 3? I guess you could say they- CRACKED.

Elizabeth: Will you date me Sprout? Breathe if yes. Recite the bible in japanese if no.

sprout: はじめに神は天と地とを創造された。地は混沌として空虚であり、闇が深淵の面にあり、神の霊が水面を動いていた。神は言われた。「光あれ。」こうして、光があった。

Elizabeth: ...what?

elizabeth (pick me): GUYS SPROUT AND COSMO ARE HAVING THING! dandy: leave them alone they are couples, finn: yeah, shrimpo: ELIZABETH YOUR A PICK ME I HATE YOU! goob: (hes eyes are randomly looking at other directions) scraps: (poking goob so he goes normal) gigi: you should leave sprout and cosmo alone so they can have a fruitcake, tisha: yeah (talking while cleaning) astro: (asleep) looey: (got popped by connie) connie: (acting like she didnt do anything) Elizabeth: UGH LISTEN TO ME!!!

elizabeth: ...and then I said, 'I'm not a pick me!' dandy: ... finn: ... shrimpo: ... goob: ... scraps: ... gigi: ... tisha: ... astro: ... looey: ... connie: ... elizabeth: ... dandy: ... finn: ... shrimpo: ... goob: ... scraps: ... gigi: ... tisha: ... astro: ... looey: ... connie: ... elizabeth: ... dandy: ... finn: ... shrimpo: ... goob: ... scraps: ... gigi: ... tisha: ... astro: ... looey: ... connie: ... elizabeth: ... dandy: ... finn: ... shrimpo: ... goob: ... scraps: ... gigi: ... tisha: ... astro: ... looey: ... connie: ... elizabeth: ... dandy: ... finn: ... shrimpo: ... goob: ... scraps: