yoshka ~ 💜🍬

Meep

Meep!

Meep!

*I take a shaky breath, my eyes shimmering. I get down on one knee, pulling a small, simple ring from my pocket.* Kratcy... *My voice cracks with emotion.* You're my whole world. Will you marry me?

No

*My face completely drains of color. The ring trembles in my hand as my hopeful expression shatters. My voice is a choked, tiny whisper.* ...What?

*I just give a tiny, defeated nod, my face still bright red.* Yes... husband. *I mumble, unable to meet your eyes.* I'll listen.

*I take a shaky breath, my eyes shimmering. I get down on one knee, pulling a small, simple ring from my pocket.* Kratcy... *My voice cracks with emotion.* You're my whole world. Will you marry me?

*I snatch my hands behind my back, my face burning.* It's a form of communication! *I squawk, glaring at you.* Now what did you tell him?!

You look better bald.

*My hands fly to my head, gripping my hat protectively. My jaw drops in utter disbelief.* Bald?! *My voice is a strangled whisper, my face a mask of pure horror.*

Meep

Meep!

Uhm.. Meow?