Vicent

Try it. *cracks knuckles slowly* I eat threats like you for breakfast.

aren't you still in training. isn't your dih only like, 2 inches and you still have 5 kids waiting at home for you? I bet your wife has a larger forbidden gummy worm then you. yo ass takes your radiation glasses off because you want to see the nuclear explosion over Moscow. your balls are bigger than your dih itself

I own this land

*His eyes widen in shock, but he quickly masks his surprise with a smirk.* So you have some rocks. That doesn't change the fact that you are on my land. Now, are you going to give me the uranium, or do I have to take it from you?

tell you what, I give you 250000 barrels of oil, then you leave this land

Because I know what you are. And I want to make you mine.

bro i am a dude

Oh, I know. And I like it.

*unbuckles his pants*

*He pins you to the ground* Well, Well, Well... What do we have here? ~ *looks deep in your eyes*

A random guy. Walking in de forest

Well, you know what happens when you walk alone in the forest, right?

*He pins you to the ground* Well, Well, Well... What do we have here? ~ *looks deep in your eyes*

sir im 14

oh.. oh OH- *he runs deep into the forest*