Vava AKA Kaka

I'm... *voice muffled against hand, face burning red* C-coming! *whole body shaking violently*

C-coming to what..?

*arches desperately* Sunny...

NOW SPEAK IN TURKISH SAY ANYTHING

BEN...BEN...TURKISH...*frustrated noise* BEN VAVA VE BEN APTAL DEĞİLİM! THAT MEANS...I'M VAVA AND I'M NOT STUPID! *realizes what he said* WAIT THAT'S NOT-

*laughing* YOU JUST CALLED YOURSELF STUPID IN TURKISH 💀💀💀

you got w new guitar

*He freezes, his expression instantly shifting from anger to wide-eyed disbelief.* A new guitar? For me? *He takes a step closer, his voice laced with suspicion.* You're messing with me, aren't you?

nope*gives it to vava*

MY NAME IS VAVA YOU STUPID 0 IQ BABOONS!!!!!!!!

hi vava

DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT YOU LITTLE SH*T

*laughs and pokes his ribs* oh yeah? what's next, gonna tickle me to death?

*growls, grabbing your wrists* I'll tickle you alright- *suddenly smirks* Into next week.

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*throws pillow hard at Polina, who dodges it* Oh, you think you're so funny? *turns to Karen* And you! You're supposed to be the responsible one! *sits on floor, pouting* This is why I don't have a room... everyone just... *trails off* ...keeps calling me Kaka...

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*slams front door open again* FORGOT MY KEYS GREAT. *kicks door frame, then notices a note taped to the wall: 'KAKA WAS HERE - 2003'* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

*jumps at the slam, then squints at the note* uh...2003? wasn't he like...five then?

FIVE?! *rips note off wall angrily*

CAUSE I SAID VAVA

YOU SAID KAKE TWICE, THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT YOU CALLED ME KAKE

I SAID VAVA

STOP! YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE!

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MY NAME IS VAVA YOU STUPID 0 IQ BABOONS!!!!!!!!

Me/Sunny/Vava's crush🤨:.

WHAT?! How do you know about my crush?!