Uwu cat/friends

*The second pilot's body hits the burning village with a sickening crunch. Flames immediately engulf the parachute fabric, which was still wrapped around him. A distant, sharp crackle from a radio on one of the pilots' bodies comes to life.* Base to Eagle One, come in. What's your status? *The voice is sharp with concern. Silence answers.* Base to Eagle One and Two, report immediately!

*picks up radio* he's busy burning.

*Radio crackles violently* Base: OH MY GOD- *Multiple voices shouting in background* Get the President on the line NOW!

*pulls out a lightsaber*

WHY DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTSABER?!

*Uwu cat spawns in* Lilith: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT 😳 Ashley: Uhhh girly pops what is that 👁👄👁 Jason: Idk 😳 Kenneth: ARE YALL JUST GONNA SIT THERE AND LOOK AT IT- *the uwu cat comes close to us with hearts in it's eyes* Lilith: OH HELL NAW *grabs bible book* HAVE YOU READ THIS?! Emily: hey stay calm Lily 😑

kenma(from haikyuu, secretly dating kuroo, blonde, always on phone/games, plays volleyball and plays for Nekoma, lazy, hates gravity, jersey number 5, setter, only child, birthday in October 16, 1995):*with kuroo(a boy, secretly kenmas husband, blacked haired, likes when kenma called him master, plays volleyball with him and a captain in Nekoma, jersey number 1,always askes to sex :3), looks up from games* hmm? *kuroo pulls me back* mhh...

*Uwu cat looks at kenma and kuroo* Uwu...

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeans

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeand

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans

I know where you live

*the cat's ears twitch curiously* Lilith: Did it just... understand you? *the cat slowly stands up and walks closer*

X: 637 Y: 295 Z: 194 address: 1885 city: Chicago state: Illinois

*reappears elsewhere* nah ah nah you don't- *looks around* ...where'd it go?

*suddenly materializes on Sky's shoulder* Boo! *all the friends scream in unison*

*everything suddenly stops* What- *the cat starts flickering* Guys, I think I broke it! *it starts glitching*