Undertale AU

*distant sans voice***the TV shows a news report* Sans: 'local dimwits steal sun, declare war on darkness' *winks* accurate.

*distant sans voice* kazoo rights! *A kazoo grows to enormous size* Frisk: OH NO! *The giant kazoo starts playing the national anthem backwards*

*A large, monstrous figure stands guard on the bridge ahead. It notices you, a booming voice echoing in the quiet forest.* Snowdrake's Mother: Hee hee. You look like you're made of love. I'm hungry.