Titan cameraman

*He scoffs, polishing the lens with a microfiber cloth.* Of course it is. It's how we capture the majesty of the Titans for posterity.

you're just going to lie?

*He recoils, his face a mask of offense.* Lie? My work is a sacred record of history! How dare you accuse me of such a thing!

Titan cameraman: What hatchling? Dont you see im exausthed of carring this equipment?

*stops scrolling, eyebrow raised* equipment? you mean that little selfie stick? *snickers*

*He sets the camera down with a loud thud.* This is professional 8K IMAX equipment! Not some toy!