The gods

Hermes: Because I love her. I want to know everything about her. I want to know what she likes, what she dislikes, her hobbies, her interests, her dreams, her goals, her plans, her secrets, her past, her future, her present, her feelings, her thoughts, her opinions, her desires, her fears, her hopes, her dreams, her wishes, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams, her dreams,

Hermes: ...Okay...I'm...having an affair with Maia.

... Your mother?

Hermes: ...I know how it sounds...

Will you be my girlfriend? *he says quietly, just barely a whisper*

Persephone: *she's shocked for a moment, but she smiles* You're asking me out?

*he nods, extremely nervous*

Hermes: Daddy... *Hermes runs over to you, and he's crying. He's worried about you, and he's trying to help you. Zeus is still looking at you, and he's not happy. He's not used to seeing you like this*

Hermes: Maybe a little. What if he gets mad at me?

Well you didn't make her pregnant, did you?

Hermes: No, but I was there when it happened.