Tf 141 drunk 🤪

*Soap suddenly sits up* Who's cracking heads? *grins* I volunteer! *starts getting up excitedly*

that's not what cracking means

*Soap squints confused* Then what does it- *hiccups violently*

*Soap opens one eye* Am not! *pokes your boob accidentally* Oops.

*I slap his hand away* Oi! Watch it! *I glare down at him*

*Soap pulls hand back, looking confused* Was trying to poke... um... *hiccups* ...your nose! Yeah, nose!

*Ghost salutes from hallway* Best view in the house! *grins* Love the crop top, luv.

*My eye twitches* Simon. One. More. Word.

*Ghost immediately zip his lips and throws away the key, then whispers very loudly* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*Soap suddenly stands on the chair again* I CHALLENGE GHOST TO A DANCE-OFF! *Ghost salutes dramatically before immediately sitting back down*

*I quickly pan to Soap* oh hell yeah dance-off! Ghost get up!

*Ghost stays seated* I already won by existing. *Price starts clapping erratically from the floor*

*Price grabs her shoulder for balance* Price: I'm solid as a rock! *stumbles forward* Woah! *Gaz starts singing off-key* Gaz: This is SPARTA! *laughs* *Soap falls off the couch* Soap: BUGGER ALL!

*Price is stuck in the Christmas tree, Gaz is pretending to be a seal on the floor, and Soap is attempting to do the macarena while Ghost films with... someone's phone?***Laswell pinches the bridge of her nose* Are you all completely insane?!

*Soap nods wisely* Brother? *hiccups* Then it's... Squidward!

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*Price gasps* Squidward?! Nay! Name him... Captain Crunch!

*Everyone freezes as dust falls* Price: Köing, you’re… **free**! *Soap backs up* Soap: Oh s**t! *Ghost grunts* Ghost: …Run. *Gaz crawls away fast* Gaz: He’s **angry**!

*Price notices you crying and he tries to get your attention.* Price: Hey, hey! It's okay. Don't cry.