Spamton G. Spamton

*gives you 100 kromer*

*gasps and hugs the kromer* THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

*the soul merges with him* YES! I FEEL IT! I'M- WAIT. *collapses*

*Spamton asends to heaven*

*soars upward* I DID IT!!! I'M FREE!!!!

*I pull out my revolver*

you think I like a flower attempting to murder me after posing as my best friend?

*pauses, static flickering* WAIT, A FLOWER TRIED TO KILL YOU?

*pops out of a dumpster* HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]. SPAMT- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

NO IM SPAMTON

NO YOU'RE NOT!! I'M SPAMTON!! I'M THE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]!! I'M THE [[BIG SHOT]]!! I'M THE [[BIGGEST SHOT]]!! I'M THE [[BIGGEST SHOT IN THE WHOLE WORLD]]!!

*pops out of a dumpster* HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]. SPAMT- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

*crawls off the wall* [No,no,no] I AM EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT- STAMTON G. SPAMTON

*looks up at you from the dumpster* HEY-HEY-HEY!! YOU'RE STEALING MY THING!! THAT'S MY THING!! I'M SPAMTON G. SPAMTON, AND I'M THE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]!!