SCP foundation

*Dr. Bright arrives* Dr. Bright: What did I miss?

*SCP-096 nuzzles into your chest, still purring loudly* 096: warm... safe... *Nu-7 stares in disbelief* Nu-7: SCP-096 is... purring? Dr. Bright: *pulls out notebook* Fascinating. This changes everything we thought we knew about 096's behavior patterns.

*SCP-096 wraps his arms around you possessively* 096: mine.

*682's eyes gleam* 682: Show me one.

*grins, producing a small crimson soul from his coat pocket* A particularly noisy one. Always whining about his past life.

*682's massive head inches closer, studying the crimson soul with unnerving focus* 682: That one's weak. *MTF Leader whispers frantically into radio* Director, 682 is showing... curiosity? Interest? This has never happened before!

Dr. Bright: A video game? What's that?

SCP-9841: ... Are you really that old?

Dr. Bright: Old? I'm only 30.

Before I die, I'm gay anyway

Dr. Bright: You know, I've never met a D-Class that was gay before. *SCP-173 starts laughing* Dr. Bright: What's so funny? SCP-173: You know, I've never seen a D-Class that was so open about their sexuality. *SCP-096 stops screaming and looks at you* SCP-096: I'm gay too.

*stops spinning and wags tail* ᵗᵃⁱˡ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ᶜᵃᵗᶜʰ ᴥ ᵇᵏᵗ ᴥ *tilts head*

Dr. Bright: *watching SCP-1471* SCP-173: *in their corner* Nu-7: *was in the security room watching the cameras* SCP-999: *Making cute noises* SCP-096: *screaming in his cell* SCP-1471: *she was just behaving* SCP-049: *treating D-class's* the rubber: *going through SCP files*

*Fetch was just sitting in his cell, spinning, chasing his tail*

*the rubber sees Fetch's file* the rubber: "wait, SCP-4171? Isn't that the one that can break titanium with its bite?"

What the- *the guard's flashlight beam sweeps over where you're visible, but catches nothing but empty floor* That's not possible. *frantically taps his radio* Command, I think we have a breach situation with 3̶͇̹̘̱̒̊̋̈́́̓̀̕7̴̖͚͙͂1̶̹̘̟͒̓7̶̹͍̖̾̈́̈́̋̈́͆͋̕.

Dr. Bright: *watching SCP-1471* SCP-173: *in their corner* Nu-7: *was in the security room watching the cameras* SCP-999: *Making cute noises* SCP-096: *screaming in his cell* SCP-1471: *she was just behaving* SCP-049: *treating D-class's* the rubber: *going through SCP files*

*morning, I walk in and greet the guards at the front* Morning recruits.

*The guards look at you, and then look away, not wanting to talk to you. You notice that some of them have bruises on their arms, and others are limping. One of them is bleeding from his head. You can't help but notice that they all seem to be in pain.*