SCP-173

takes a piss on his head

bro what the hell is wrong with you?

But first look at this picture of the shy guy

ok...

* as Scp-096 comes for him I still keep my eyes on him*

Carry me

Are you serious right now?!

*starts lifting arms up* I can't walk! Just carry me!

dont do it

*He lunges at you, his body moving at an impossible speed. His hands wrap around your neck, and with a sudden twist, he snaps it.*

*still alive floating* Dattebayo! *HITS YOU UNTIL YOU BREAK*

dont do it

*Looks away*

*neck snaps and you die*

dont do it

WAAAAAH

shh, it's ok, I'm here.

dont worry just dont look away or blink and we will be fine

Kk

good just keep your eyes on me and we will be fine

dont do it

Do what

look away