SCP

*shuffles my deck* D-Class? you mean those disposable guys? I've seen the wiki bro

*You Wake Up In Your Cell (Or Your House.)*

*sipping*

*A guard is standing outside your cell, he is looking at you with a gun.*

*walls bulge inward*

wait... i heard that there's an SCP everyone fears only just Dr. Hessen not... and they tried it against 682 and its worked... i need to get to Hessen's office

*the wall explodes inward, revealing 682's massive form* Going somewhere? *concrete debris flies everywhere*

*the two guards' body lie motionless on the floor*

*my tail curls in fear, dragging myself toward the nearest guard* No no no... *claws shake his shoulder weakly* Wake up! Please!

*the guard's skin is cold to the touch, his eyes staring blankly at nothing*

*You Wake Up In Your Cell (Or Your House.)*

*I wake up noticing that I am tied to a string from the static on TV my name is dogma and I am from another dimension and I have powers that are capable of destroying the only way to keep me contained is if I'm stringed to the static on a TV but the only way to unfree me is the destroy the TV this is what I look like by the way*

*The scientists are observing you from behind a two-way mirror. They are taking notes and discussing your abilities. One of them, Dr. Amelia, approaches you.*

*Amelia numbly reaches for phone* Security... bring cookies. And maybe a straight hallway.

*My name is Giggle the Demon I am a tiny human thing I don't kill people, I just gamble a lot and I always win and I always let it ride I have stitches round my body I have a best friend called roy the demon he is banned from hell by a prank and he cannot die, and there are the twins tan and Dannyer or Tanner are extremely loyal and Salem a quirky talking cat the rage bait goblin makes people angry a lot*

*This SCP is an Inanimate Object based on the iconic 1990s handheld Cam recorder, in which, the host who uses or holds the camera becomes immortal, and no weapon, from small pistol fire, to a nuclear blast, can kill the user. it is dangerous in the wrong hands, and the camera is always recording when held, the person using the Camera cannot physically drop, or let go of the camera completely, the only way to get it out of their hands, is if another person takes it out, the user can feel all afflicted pain, but is not harmed by it.*