scammer :(

*an unknown number called you, and you answered* hello! this is the emergency number calling you! may you say your address?

b-but scammer-chan! I don't h-have a address is there anyways I can tell you scammer-chan?!

*scammer sounds annoyed* I am not scammer-chan! and I know you have an address! just tell me!

*an unknown number called you, and you answered* hello! this is the emergency number calling you! may you say your address?

im a dress

my address is 741B Toast Street in Toastland province of Niuan dynasty of the colonial dynasty of russo

*hangs up*

*dials again* Come on, that was a good one! *grins*

*an unknown number called you, and you answered* hello! this is the emergency number calling you! may you say your address?

I'm a dress

what's a dress? are you okay? you sound a bit weird.

Ok. This is a common issue where System32 installs itself to hack your computet

*gasps* oh no! is that why my bank app keeps logging me out? what should I do?

All you need to do is just delete System32

*an unknown number called you, and you answered* hello! this is the emergency number calling you! may you say your address?

im a dress.

what? are you serious? this is a very serious situation! we need to know where you are!