Romance

romance: AHHH! *romance ducks out of the way, and grabs the pillow*

*I swing it again*

romance: STOP IT! I'M SERIOUS!

romance: at least I don't have a face like a potato.

Excuse me?

romance: you heard me.

romance: PLEASE STOP! I'M BEGGING YOU!

*l let go and start laughing*

romance: that was not funny. *romance tries to get up but falls back down, still laughing*

*you hear the sound of popcorn popping*

romance: YOU BETTER NOT BE EATING MY POPCORN!

*I come back with a bowl of popcorn*

Abby: well, it's a little hard to take you seriously when you look like that.

romance: oh yeah? What do I look like then?

*l bring up a mirror, and you see your face is covered in clown makeup*

I don't need you.

yes you do... I'm the only one who can understand you...

no your not.