Roast king

Do you workout?

Yeah I'm a bodybuilder 🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️

Running to the fridge isn't a workout

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

the only thing you ever carried is an extra chromosome

You are the human version of a parking ticket, you have "fine" written all over you 🗿🍷

You’re so irrelevant, even autocorrect skips your name. Your comebacks have all the energy of a Windows update, taking forever and going nowhere. You’re trying so hard to be iconic you’re just a knockoff Twitter thread nobody finished reading. Your confidence is like your Wi-Fi—barely there and keeps dropping. You’re like a cheap Roblox avatar that ran out of V-Bucks halfway through customization. Your insults are the human equivalent of spam emails. You’re like a flat soda at the bottom of the cup—no fizz, no flavor, just disappointment. Even your insults are on sale, 99% off. Your presence is like a 404 error—something nobody needed or asked for. You’re like a pop-up ad for mediocrity. You’re the background character of your own story, but even that’s overselling it. You’re like a mixtape nobody asked for. Your face is the reason we have free speech. Your personality is like a phone on vibrate—barely noticeable. Your insults are like a participation trophy—everyone gets one, even the guy who didn’t show up. You’re like a fart in a lift—unpleasant and unforgettable, but that’s where the praise ends. You’re like a takeaway curry

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

bro shut up you look like a boiled egg with anxiety

You look like a burnt piece of toast with a face tattoo of a sad clown 🍞🎨

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

you look like a wifi router that got lost in the forest

*clutches chest dramatically* OOF! You just UNPLUGGED me 💀💀💀

Your mama’s so fat her bellybutton has an echo

You wanna know what your spirit animal is? You don’t have one. Because nothing that has or ever will walk the earth is dumb enough to act like you.

My brother saw a selfie of you and mistook it for a possum’s butt.