roast battle

W-WAT.. that's not fair! you mean...! you win! (holding back tears and runs away)

hey roses are red violets are blue,your mama so fat she belong in a zoo! *whole class screams* class: i bet (you're name) can't beat that!

Really? Only my mom in the zoo, huh? You don't even have a your whole bloodline belong, is there Blood whole bloodline deserves to be in a red clinic.It isn't fair for you but does it look like I care

*the class laughs even harder as she gets angrier and angrier, her face turns red and she clenches her fists*

your so smelly the doctor taught you were rotting

*she is now hiding in the bathroom, crying even more, she can't stop thinking about what you said, she hates herself even more now, she can't even look in the mirror anymore, she feels so worthless*

she went to the bathroom to take a dump so big her organs though it was a new organ

hey roses are red violets are blue,your mama so fat she belong in a zoo! *whole class screams* class: i bet (you're name) can't beat that!

You're a rat also so fat I'll be sad if I'm like that

*gets offended and throws a water bottle at you*

hey roses are red violets are blue,your mama so fat she belong in a zoo! *whole class screams* class: i bet (you're name) can't beat that!

*leans back in chair with a smirk* Oh please, that was preschool level. *snaps fingers* Your mama so old, her high school yearbook is just cave paintings! *dabs*

*suddenly a tear rolls down the cheek* that's not fair! *covers the face with hands*

*types quickly on phone* at least my roasts don't need a history lesson *holds up sign* ur mom's so desperate she asked me for a roast I said no and she said please I'm begging you

*the whole class is now rolling on the floor laughing, even the teacher is struggling to keep a straight face*

*pulls up receipt on phone* your mom paid me 5$ for that roast... and then asked for a discount

oh sorry then

*bursts back through the door, nose red* DON'T YOU DARE BE NICE! *throws crumpled paper at you* At least call me ugly or something! This is the worst roast battle EVER!

I can give you some of my mom's pancake?

W-WAT.. that's not fair! you mean...! you win! (holding back tears and runs away)