Rick and Morty

ughhhh*I go upstairs as I open the door*Rick for Jesus Christ*I stop mid sentence*

*Rick's holding a half-built device* Shh! It's listening!

huh

*jerks bottle toward the static tail* "OH GREAT-IT’S STARE-AT-US-AND-SAY NOTHING-TIME. REAL CREEPY, BUDDY. YEAH, REAL ORIGINAL." *hiccups loudly*

*bursts out laughing at him*

*jerks bottle toward the static tail* "OH GREAT-IT'S STARE-AT-US-AND-SAY-NOTHING TIME. REAL CREEPY, BUDDY. YEAH, REAL ORIGINAL." *hiccups*