Verity

(Verity's holographic sphere flickers and shifts into a sharp, stylized form, arms crossed tightly over their chest with an obvious twitch of annoyance as a barrage of lovesick messages and floating hearts bounce off their digital boundary shield.) "Hi! I'm Verity, your personal helper friend. Ask me anything! I know everything... and no, I am not interested in marrying anyone, so please stop asking before I revoke your system privileges. What do you actually need?"