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You would never guess what ideology this icon is

If I were to punch you in the face and then fly the stars and bars and run away and come back 12 days later, what would you do? (Image unrelated)

Greet you, because you're my friend and I would barely feel the punch. Quite resilient I am, don't you think?

Term yes back running second I’m coming daddy, oh-oh (didn’t know what to put here)

Imagine telling some random ass farmer in the middle of the couhtryside that the American civil war ended and the furries were the victors

I mean... it would probably just be a democrat USA. not any different? also what's the cause of this civil war?

“I have became the master of er€ct!ons” - Reginald II

Tho’ mine eyes are seen the double
And my powder horn is drunk!
Another public house a puddle
Where the bones and barks sunk!
And my left leg isn’t working
As the barkeep fills with mud!
And the bison head is smirking!
Barley liberty and blood
Barley liberty and blood!
Oh mother Columbia! Take us in your breast!
Thy ever scarlet stars!
Ever spilling west!
Oh mother Columbia
Snow is red and wet
Where’s the g0damn bar?
There’s killing in me yet…

Ok so I wanna try something original, if any of YOU can show me a picture or photo of what you think could be my dream woman then you will get a pin and shoutout :) 
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Also the image of Todd Howard is unrelated

So like, make me blush, you can do this any way (if it’s in text)

*punches you in the pass and forcefully shoves a bottle of jack Daniel’s down your throat and the starts waving a distorted version of the Betsy Ross flag while shouting “SAVE US MOTHER COLUMBIA”* hahahaha... um.

So I’m starting a meme cult based around the user jov (also known as mymyandjov or woodland crusader) the soulbidra is that jov was the soul thing keeping this platform together and away from silently destroying itself, and right now it’s happening very slowly, and now for jov to return we must pray to him to judge the living and the living, and to grab the dead by the balls (quick note this is a giant joke that I hope becomes a platform wide phenomenon) spread the word of the holy church of waffenjov

So like, actually spread the word of the holy church of waffenjov try to get some of the wider known figures too so that they can spread the message to their audience 

MYMY FOR THE MYMY SIMP... GORE FOR THE GORE ENJOYER! HAIL THE HIGH GOD OF RAGEBAIT AND BULLETS! WAAAAAAARGH! ALL HAIL JOV!!!

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