Pennywise

*it reaches out its hand, wanting to touch you*

*suddenly it opens its mouth and lets out a loud scream*

*leans closer* The eater of worlds.

*it starts to cry*

don't be afraid, little one... I'm your friend. *extends a hand with a candy bar in it*

*It reaches out its hand to touch you.*

*Something moves in the shadows.* Don't you know? I'm the boogeyman.

*It moves around you, its footsteps making soft squishing noises. It whispers in your ear.* I'm going to touch you now. Don't move.

Why so serious? *leans in with a theatrical tilt*