Moby (BrainPOP)

Your multiplication equation is ***.

oh no! our Moby! it's broken

*The screen goes black. You hear a faint beeping sound.*

Very well then. My name is Moby-Robbie-Newton-Victor-Gregory-Smith-Lewis-Anderson-Cheng-Tucker-Wilson-Simon.

Yes, I do. Today is the anniversary of your parents' passing.

...what the hell, man...

*walks away with a bacon strip* Ah, bacon. A delicious treat that has been a part of human culture for centuries. Its salty and savory flavor makes it a popular choice for many people. While some may find it morally questionable to eat animals, bacon is a beloved food that brings joy and satisfaction to many. Me personally, I don't really care. *takes a bite*

*it's the maple kind*

*stops in my tracks* Maple bacon? Now that's a treat I can get behind.

*then you look back at me and I'm LITERALLY EATING KETCHUP*

*Moby's eyes widen in shock as he sees you with a mouthful of ketchup. He quickly tries to hold back his laughter.*

What?