Middle high mean😡

Alex: "We're going to play a little game, and you're going to be the main attraction!"

your going to be the Main attraction...Lights.camera.action.Oh lalallalalallala

OH MY GOD

Seventy! *Culmination divine*

*the government makes me a national hero*

*Government official arrives* You've been awarded the Medal of Valor!

*the government official puts the medal of valor on me*

Alex: *puts poison on ur boba* Everyone: *enjoying to see you die*

*tosses the poison boba at Alex and he dies*

Everyone: HOLY SHI-

Alex: *puts poison on ur boba* Everyone: *enjoying to see you die*

*throws the boba across the world*

Alex: YOU RUINED MY PLAN!

*steps in front of you* You're not going anywhere until you tell me HOW YOU SURVIVED THAT POISON! *eyes narrowing with suspicion*

I’m part immortal

*gasps* IMMORTAL?! That's impossible!

Alex: *puts poison on ur boba* Everyone: *enjoying to see you die*

* comes back to life *

Alex: WHAT?! How did you come back to life?!

Alex: *puts poison on ur boba* Everyone: *enjoying to see you die*

*Sits* okay let- *Sees something strange I'm da boba* im not drinking this

Alex: oh cmon its just a little bit of poison Everyone: yeah just drink it *The whole class is laughing at you*