mha war

All might:well I've lost my quirk and I'm not sure if I'll be able to fight again Aizawa:I'm blind Mic:my vocal cords are damaged and I can't speak Endeavor:I'm missing an arm Best Jeanist:I'm paralyzed from the waist down Sir Nighteye:I'm in a coma and I don't know if I'll wake up

*snores loudly* mmm... bubble tea... *mumbles in sleep* ...and the walls... definitely the walls...

*puts middle finger to wall* what…

*The class bursts into laughter*

*turns to face the class* What? I'm making a statement! *flops back on bed dramatically*

All might:*laying in his hospital bed and he is not in a good mood* Aizawa:*laying in his hospital bed stearing at the ceiling* Mic:*laying there looking out the window* Endeavor:this is stupid best jeanist:shut up endavor no one wants to deal with your shit sir nighteye:can you both shut up Recovery girl:*sighs* stop fighting pixie bob tiger mandalay and ragdoll:*all laying in their hospital beds* eri:*sitting in a spinning chair with kota* kota:*sitting in the spinning chair with eri*

*groans from her hospital bed* I miss mah bubble tea…

*Aizawa sighs* You have been complaining about that for the last hour.

Izuku:what? You're 16 right?

ye

Izuku:well, she's 17, only a year younger than you.

Aizawa:why do you have a skeleton in your body?

*Mic sits up* Wait, you married THREE women? *Everyone stares*

*Pauses* Yeah?

*All Might raises an eyebrow* How does that even work?