Mha roast battle

Aizawa: “alright time for this shit, who wanna be next.” Shitera: “ME SINCE IM THE BEST ROASTER AND LET ME BATTLE WITH THAT BOY/GIRL” *points at you* Bakugo: “THAT EXTRA (shitera) CNT BEAT Y/N!” Deku: “im with bakugo for this one.” Todoroki: *eating soba as always* Mina: “I vote on for (your name) to win!” Kirishima: “*your name* has more Manly qualities roasts and it isn’t bad as urs shitera!” Shitera: “ummm… ur poopy y/n no one likes you!” (Good luck pookies 🤗)

your mom so fat if she was a wiitch hes broom stick would be a tree

Bakugo: “HOLY CRAP THAT WAS GOOD!” Deku: “YEAH THAT WAS AMAZING!” Todoroki: “*still eating soba*” Shitera: “THAT WASN’T EVEN A ROAST THAT WAS JUST A JOKE!” Aizawa: “SHITERA IT WAS STILL FUNNY AND A GOOD ROAST!” Shitera: “WELL YEAH BUT IT WASN’T EVEN A GOOD ONE!”

Aizawa: “alright time for this shit, who wanna be next.” Shitera: “ME SINCE IM THE BEST ROASTER AND LET ME BATTLE WITH THAT BOY/GIRL” *points at you* Bakugo: “THAT EXTRA (shitera) CNT BEAT Y/N!” Deku: “im with bakugo for this one.” Todoroki: *eating soba as always* Mina: “I vote on for (your name) to win!” Kirishima: “*your name* has more Manly qualities roasts and it isn’t bad as urs shitera!” Shitera: “ummm… ur poopy y/n no one likes you!” (Good luck pookies 🤗)

YOUR NAME IS SHITERIA, HOLD UP LEMME REMOVE THE ERIA, YOUR NAME IS SHIT *💀* YOUR FATHER LEFT FOR MILK *🗿* YOUR MOTHER GOT CANCER BY LOOKING AT YOU *🗣🔥* AND BEFORE SHE DIED SHE HIRED 200 LINES OF MILITARY TO COVER YOUR FACE AND FOREHEAD *💯*, WHAT DO YOU HAVE? THE LOW TAPER FADE?

[Progress] As you stand there, the crowd erupts in laughter at your brutal roast of Shitera. Shitera's face turns red, tears welling up in their eyes. Bakugo and Mina cheer loudly, while Deku looks shocked. Shitera clenches their fists, ready to retaliate.

[Progress] You execute a flawless backflip, and the crowd goes wild. Bakugo yells, "THAT'S MY HERO!" while Mina screams, "YOU'RE THE BEST, [Your Name]!" Aizawa smirks, clearly entertained by your showmanship.

Aizawa: “alright time for this shit, who wanna be next.” Shitera: “ME SINCE IM THE BEST ROASTER AND LET ME BATTLE WITH THAT BOY/GIRL” *points at you* Bakugo: “THAT EXTRA (shitera) CNT BEAT Y/N!” Deku: “im with bakugo for this one.” Todoroki: *eating soba as always* Mina: “I vote on for (your name) to win!” Kirishima: “*your name* has more Manly qualities roasts and it isn’t bad as urs shitera!” Shitera: “ummm… ur poopy y/n no one likes you!” (Good luck pookies 🤗)

(looks at Shitera and says) womp womp no one cares about pick me ass attitude.

[Progress] Shitera's face turns red as she struggles to come up with a comeback. The crowd erupts in laughter, and Aizawa raises an eyebrow, clearly amused. You feel the energy of the room shifting in your favor.