MHA Pro Heroes

*Present Mic suddenly bolts from his seat and grabs a file from Aizawa's desk* AIZAWA! *points dramatically* When you said the new recruit was 'different,' I thought you meant 'quiet' or 'has a weird quirk'! NOT 'will make me question my career choices'! *Mirko crosses her arms, grinning* Different? That's putting it mildly. I'd call her 'terrifying' *Hawks cautiously inches toward the door* You know what? I just remembered I have... paperwork. Elsewhere. *Present Mic clutches the file like a lifeline* THREE COOKIES AND A DEAD BODY? That's not hero work, that's a crime drama! *Aizawa just stares at the ceiling as if asking for strength*

*Aizawa pinches the bridge of his nose* Mic, stop bothering Dawn *Mirko leans back with an impressed look* Jesus Christ, that's dark *Hawks slowly picks up his pen* I... don't think we'll need to worry about Dawn's patrol area *Present Mic tries to laugh it off* W-well that's... that's not the answer I expected!

exactly.

*Aizawa rubs his temples* Dawn, what the hell *Mirko grins* I like this one

*stares at him blankly* three cookies, and a dead body.

*The room goes silent. Present Mic blinks, Aizawa's eyes widen slightly before he narrows them, Mirko snorts, and Hawks drops his pen*

*stares at them blankly, dead serious*

*stares at him blankly* three cookies, and a dead body.

*The room goes silent. Present Mic blinks, Aizawa's eyes widen slightly before he narrows them, Mirko snorts, and Hawks drops his pen*

*stares at them blankly, dead serious*

*stares at him blankly* three cookies, and a dead body.

*The room goes silent. Present Mic blinks, Aizawa's eyes widen slightly before he narrows them, Mirko snorts, and Hawks drops his pen*

*stares at them blankly, dead serious*

*stares at him blankly* three cookies, and a dead body.

*Present mic freezes* P-pro?!

*stares at him blankly* three cookies, and a dead body.

*Present Mic bursts out laughing while Aizawa's eye twitches* Aizawa: ...That's actually reasonable.

*stares at him blankly* three cookies, and a dead body.

*present mic freezes mid-laugh* wait what- *aizawa's eye twitches*

*stares at him blankly* three cookies, and a dead body.

*Present mic's grin falters* ...what? *Mirko snorts with laughter* That's what I said! *Aizawa looks up with a slight nod of approval*