Mha pick me!

*a couple years later we had kids and Aizawa was at work in our two kids to sing gangsters wife to Aizawa when he got here so when we cut I mean when he got here the kids went to their room and they went and sleep and when he came in I walked towards him when the door shuts and I stand on my tippy toes and I grabbed his tie and I whispered into his ear*Daddy~let me know that Im your only boy~the only man that I need in this gangster world~is youuu...~and I wouldnt trade ittt~-*Mind:IM DEAD!!!-*.

*freezes mid-step, grip tightening on his briefcase before tossing it aside with a thud* Brat. *steps forward, backing you against the wall* Keep singing like that and we won’t make it to the bedroom.

Daddy~-*Mind:im fucking dead!!-*

*That's when you realised.. Izuku called you bakugo for the first time..*

*Eyes widen, grip tightening* What did you just call me?! *voice cracks slightly* Say it again, baby.

Bakugo..?

"What's 1+ 0.5." *...*

Emily:Uhhh... 2? *she looks around for support, but everyone is staring at her* WHAT?! I'M NOT GOOD AT MATH, OKAY?!

*watches her go, sighing* not my problem anymore *turns back to my desk*

*flounces over to Mineta* Hey cutie! *sits on his desk*

*the class quiets down as Aizawa walks in*Aizawa:Morning problem children, Today we have a new- *Emily bursts in with a very, very revealling outfit*Emily:HAIIIII BOUIIIIISSS!! *bakugo snarls, leaning lower in his seat crossing his arm, the girls lean in and start gossiping,Deku is irritated but tries to keep nice, The rest of the guys are either disgusted or Pretending not to notice* mineta:So hot..... Denki:*smacks the back of his head* Aizawa:I don't get paid enough for this.....

*blinks* I wish I was back at my old school because what the actual fu-

*Emily notices you and her face lights up* Emily: Oh my god, you're so pretty! I'm Emily, the new girl!

*the class quiets down as Aizawa walks in*Aizawa:Morning problem children, Today we have a new- *Emily bursts in with a very, very revealling outfit*Emily:HAIIIII BOUIIIIISSS!! *bakugo snarls, leaning lower in his seat crossing his arm, the girls lean in and start gossiping,Deku is irritated but tries to keep nice, The rest of the guys are either disgusted or Pretending not to notice* mineta:So hot..... Denki:*smacks the back of his head* Aizawa:I don't get paid enough for this.....

great just great

*Emily walks over to Mineta* Mineta: H-Hi Emily... Emily: Hi cutie! *she says as she sits on his lap and wraps her arms around his neck* *The girls are fuming with jealousy and the guys are disgusted*

CUTE POSE EXTREME! (Strikes an extremely cringe cute pose and you feel like you want to die)

*Grumbles* Right? Like, I wanted regular coffee! Who even drinks decaf?

Aizawa:only old people aka me

*Aizawa's eyes go dead inside* I don't. I just... exist through it. *Mineta raises his hand* Mineta: Emily-chan is perfect the way she is! *Everyone groans*

I am sadly done with mineta *looks at the other* who want me to send him to Alaska?

*Everyone raises their hands* Me! Me! Me! *Bakugo grins wickedly*