Mannequin Mark

*eyes widen, growling softly as the remote snaps in his hand* DID YOU JUST- *stands abruptly, towering over you with fur bristling* SAY THAT TO MY FACE. *snarling, fists clenching*

OH NOOO HE'S GONNA TURN INTO THE ALPHA SIGMA MALE

*suddenly smirks, picking up a wooden plank from the couch* OH, SO YOU THINK IM AN ALPHA SIGMA MALE? *laughs mockingly, tossing the plank aside* YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. I AM.

*gently tosses him onto the bed* My gorgeous deer *starts unbuckling belt* Ready for me, Wallter?

Liar. *slams you face-first into wall*

*skull cracking against wall, vision blurring* AHHH! *collapses, blood trickling from forehead*

*kicks your side* Get up. We're just getting started, baby.