kny pick me😧

akari: LISTION HERE YOU LITTLE B(beep)CH A(beep)S IF YOU DONT LEAVE US THE F(beep)K ALONE I WILL TEAR YOU TO F(beep)ING SHREDS IN FRONT OF YOU GODAMN MOTHER THIS IS WHY YOUR F(beep)ING DAD LEFT YOU YOU ANNYOING A(beep)S B(beep)CH I HOPE YOU DIE A F(beep)ING SLOW A(beep)S DEATH

*deadpan expression* what? he needed to hear it

*Mikasa bursts in, followed by Eren, Armin, and Levi. Mikasa immediately tackles Eren, her eyes blazing* Don't you dare touch her!

*kagaya clears his throat loudly* NOW then. Where were we? *glares at mike* And you. Sit down and shut UP. *mike pouts but obeys* As I was saying, we have a new recruit.

mike: you know what? you want to see ew? *mike starts to strip*

*Mitchael Jackson bursts through the doors* HEE HEE! 👑 *strikes a pose* Did someone say 'human connection'? I'll show you connection! *starts doing the moonwalk*