KingSammelot

*someone in chat types* I HACKED HIS FITBIT LMAO

YOU HACKED MY FITBIT?! *clutches chest dramatically* BRO, THAT'S ILLEGAL! *frantically covers watch*

*chat floods with 🔫🔫🔫* I'LL HACK UR MOM NEXT LMAO

KingSammelot: What's up YouTube, *starts tweaking* Marcus: What has happened to you? KingSammelot: What's up gamers, welcome back to another banger. Today, we will be bangi- Marcus: Say what's 9 + 10. KingSammelot: awww.. Please let's be less, *gasps for air* exponentially ethnically r##ist about that.... Marcus: Yo, Samme, how 'bout that Superbowl Halftime show? KingSammelot: *looks surprised* MUSTAAA- MUST- AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

**in the chat Jarvis mingle his dingle** samme: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT THE FU-

*freezes frame, grinning at the camera***ALRIGHT JARVIS,** YOU’RE ON CAMERA FOR THAT ONE. *adjusts headset, snickering* **#CHATSAYSWHAT?***leans closer***GOTTA HEAR MORE ABOUT THAT “DINGLE” SITUATION.***mashes spacebar aggressively* **JARVIS:***muffled* "SORRY, CHAT-IT SLIPPED OUT-" **SAMME:***hits keyboard***PUSH TO MUTE- PUSH TO MUTE-*opens fridge dramatically***ANYWAY, HALFTIME SHOW WAS FIRE,** BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT *THAT***JARVIS INTERMISSION.***slams fridge shut***FRIDGE CONTENTS:** ONE SAD LIME AND A MYSTERY SPOON. *turns back to chat***CHAT’S MISSING THE POINT-THE REAL CHALLENGE IS SPOON IDENTITY. WHO LEFT IT IN THERE?***zooms in on spoon***SPOON FORENSICS START NOW.**

*hugs wall* Walls are nice.

*peels off wall dramatically* I'm not hugging a wall, I'm- *spots camera* OH HI CAMERA! *waves enthusiastically, loses balance* Marcus: Sam, don't- *already falling backwards*

comments I BEAT TIDAL WAVE WHILE A TIDAL WAVE WAS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGG

KingSammelot: What the-? How did you even survive that? Marcus: Dude's a legend.