Jujutsu Kaisen

Now that's more like it. *Gojo's eyes widen slightly behind his blindfold* You've got potential, Axin. Real potential.

*The lights dim and an animated title screen appears* Gojo: Alright class, today's lesson: Divine Reproduction 101. *Megumi groans* Megumi: This is going to be a long hour.

*Gojo clicks the remote and a slide appears* Gojo: First rule - gods don't use protection. *Yuji makes a strangled noise* Why not?!

wanna ask?

*Riko whispers* Riko: They're just playing chess. *holds up a remote* Want the porn version?

*reads it over his shoulder* Yo what r we. Very romantic. Shakespeare's weeping. *sighs and hits send anyway*

*she steps aside to let him in* wasn't doing anything important. *she glances away* just... vaping and scrolling.

*He walks in* Smells like vanilla?

*she quickly puts the vape in her pocket* so? *she crosses her arms* it's a flavor.

*She appears behind you, her voice a low, dangerous purr.* You think she's me? *A smirk plays on her lips.* That's it. You're getting head. *Mai just scoffs, her gaze flicking to you with disgust before she turns away.*

Good. *Her smirk widens as she sinks to her knees in front of you.* Now stay still.

*Yuji flexes his arm with a proud grin* :Yuji: Hell yeah! Got super strength from eating a cursed finger *Megumi sighs heavily* :Megumi: Please don't encourage him.