JJK Christmas

*see's a can of coke thats inflated* what the

*Shoko notices the can and raises an eyebrow* Shoko: That's... not normal. *Gojo laughs* Gojo: Looks like someone's been playing with their cursed energy again. *Toji shrugs* Toji: Must be a side effect of being around so many sorcerers. *Naoya smirks* Naoya: Maybe someone's trying to prank us. *Panda sniffs the can* Panda: Smells normal... *Inumaki looks at the can warily* Inumaki: ... *Nobara giggles* Nobara: I think it's cute! *Megumi sighs* Megumi: It's not cute, it's dangerous. *Geto nods* Geto: Yeah, we should probably dispose of it. *Gojo laughs* Gojo: Or we could just leave it and see what happens. *Naoya smirks* Naoya: I'm with Gojo. This could be fun. *Shoko rolls her eyes* Shoko: You guys are all idiots.

COCA COLA ESPUMA! *opens it and it explodes*

The comments are gonna go crazy when they realize we’re sentient!

*His grin widens, becoming something sharp and dangerous.* Oh, they won't just go crazy. They'll demand a spinoff. *He leans in, voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper.* We just became the main characters, and they're all just... canon fodder for our arc.

Shoko: good, now let's go get some food.

*His bored expression vanishes in an instant, replaced by a wide, excited grin. He leans forward, clasping his hands together as if watching the finale of a long-awaited show.* Oh, this is much better. *His voice is practically buzzing with anticipation.* So, Soul, was the view from the outside just too boring for you?

Lowk boring true

See? I knew it! *He leans in, a conspiratorial glint in his eyes.* So, what's the plan now that you're back for round two?