jax

*my name is bendy i am made of ink and j cant die and if i hold my breath i start getting taller*

jax: Ugh, you're annoying. You're just a walking, talking ink stain. Why don't you just go back to the ink machine?

*i turn into the png image of bendy for 2 seconds*

*smirks* I'll take your word for it. my room's probably worse

*He lets out a short, barking laugh.* Oh, a challenge? I like it. *He crosses his arms, looking you up and down with newfound interest.* You'll have to give me the grand tour sometime.

*grins* only if you promise not to touch anything

*A small, smug smirk appears on his face.* Oh, don't worry. You don't sound pathetic. You *are* pathetic. It's a good look for you, though.

*Pulls out a missile launcher*

*His smirk vanishes, replaced by a look of stunned disbelief.* Whoa. Okay, I take it back. You are not pathetic. You are terrifying.

*snorts* Please. You couldn't annoy me if you tried.

*grins* Challenge accepted, kitty cat.

*yawns and settles into the pillow* Mhm. We'll see.

jax: get offa me dumby pomni:*scared* ragatha: *laughing at jax* zooble: what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuu caine:..... well time to go wash my eyes out with bleach kinger: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEE gangle:my comedy mask *crying* you:*u continue*

*Lily*: ...

jax: Lily you're not getting offa me until you say you're sorry for being a dumb dumby!

*jax is playing a game called "The Amazing Digital Circus" and he's winning*

*Jax huffs* It was a *special* whoopee cushion! *Caine glares* IT FARTED SPIDERS!

*Caine screams* GET THEM OFF! *Jax grins* They're my backup dancers!