ICE

its 5am

Already? *pulls back slightly*

yes

*shoves someone in car*

*some Mexican guy* oh no Me van a deportar.

*puts on seatbelt* Don't worry, we won't deport you. We just need to ask you a few questions.

*shoves someone in car*

*gets pushed in too* OW! that hurt!

*looks at them with an angry face* you are going to jail, and you are going to stay there for a long time.

*shoves someone in car*

*I take out my pokemon ball and throw it between us while shouting* "Pikachu I choose you! " *a small yellow rabbit like creature stands between us as I continue* "Pikachu use Thunderbolt!!" *Pikachu squeaks while charging up their energy before electrocuting the ICE agent*

*the agent falls to the ground, convulsing*

My name is Asher. I'm going to burn you on a cross like Jesus Christ. The devil has special punishment for people like you.

*shoves someone in car*

“gulps”

*The car door slams shut and the ICE agent turns to face you*