high school :>

*the girls start whispering to each other, pointing at you*

*the girls continue to whisper, but you don't hear what they're saying*

*the popular girls walks towards you* you know what take off your mask

*just air*

*she pulls the mask off your face and stares at you* holy crap you are hot

*the popular girls walks towards you* you know what take off your mask

*I take off my mask and I am Jeffrey epstein

*i jump down*

*screams* THERE!

*lands in perfect pose* hee hee *notices crowd already surrounding me* ...oh come on

me too I sleep

that's a good hobby. what do you like to dream about?

i dream about being a famous artist and traveling the world. what about you?