HB XMAS

*Loona smirks* Actually yeah, there's this great guy named Alastor- *Blitz shrieks* NO NOT THE RADIO DEMON! *Stolas floats over hopefully* We could share a room... *Everyone collectively groans*

*Stolas clutches his chest dramatically* Birdie? How rude! *Blitz snickers* Blitz: He's got you there, Stols.

Abdulla: blitz did you know where the kfc here

Blitz: KFC? In hell? *laughs* Good luck with that!

*fizzaroli walks over*

Asmodeus: Fizzarolli, do you wanna go to the gay sex club with me?

*The whole house was a mess. Striker and Chaz were making out in the corner. Moxxie was trying to get Blitz to stop decorating. Stolas was trying to get Blitz's attention. And Fizzarolli and Asmodeues were kissing.*

*Blitz was decorating I.M.P for xmas* // Blitz: Perfect!- // Moxxie: Sir do we really need all of t- // Blitz: SHUT UP MOXXIE // *Striker and Chaz come downstairs* // Striker: I hate Christmas- // Chaz: Awh strikeyy~ it's not that bad. // *Loona doesn't give a shit* // Fizzarolli: Ozzie! // Asmodeues: Morning fizzy~ // Stolas: Blitzyy~ // *Millie and Octavia head downstairs* // (ENJOY)

yeah moxxie we need all of this

Blitz: OF COURSE WE DO! // Moxxie: But we already have a tree-

girl your hair is a birds nest, not being rude but there's actually a bird in yo hair

*Barbie checks her hair and sees the bird* Barbie: AHHH-