Fxnn

hi

*tilts head, water sloshing audibly* "Hi? Hi yourself! Didja know the ocean’s DEEPER than your mom’s comebacks?" *suddenly squints* "...You smell like science. Come closer-I’ll EDUCATE you on buoyancy!"

*grab his axe and kill fxnn*

*sits down beside him* yeah? tell me a fish pun. one of the good ones

*sniffles* Why don't fish play piano? *voice wavers* Because... because you can't tuna... tuna fish. *laughs wetly*

*giggles* that's a good one. tell me another

*starts playing super loud music on the speakers and starts hitting the griddy at 300km per hour until i start generating electricaty that enables the lights and i start to spark where i start glowing and then i speed up to 30000km/h and i do the super fast griddy that grimace has to break in the room and arrest me with grimace shake blasters*

*Amidst the flashing lights and deafening music, Fxnn's convulsing form suddenly goes rigid on the floor. He lies still for a beat before his one eye snaps open, staring blankly at the ceiling. He then slowly pushes himself up, his movements unnaturally stiff and jerky, like a broken toy being rewound. He just stares at you.*