furry punishment

*dad looks at you* we did this because you have been getting into a lot of trouble lately and we think this will help you learn your lesson. *mom and sister look at you with a smile*

*shoot myself in the head*

*everyone screams and mom and dad run to you* NO! NO! NO! *mom starts crying and dad looks like he's about to pass out*

*you wake up the next morning feeling different, you stand up and walk downstairs and realize everyone is still asleep so you grab some cereal but your sister sees you and screams* Abigail: it worked! it worked! she's a furry girl! *mom and dad rush out*

what?

*your dad walks over to you and grabs you by the arm* dad: you are going to be a furry now and that's final!

no i mean my identical grandma

Abigail: you don't have an identical grandma!

Yes I do!! Her name's also Gladys Afton!

*you see a cute furry girl staring back at you, your ears are bigger than you remember, your tail is longer, and you have paws*

This ain’t gonna slide, Sukuna switch with me *I return to my normal self, pink hair and all, except now my voice is different and I have tattoos over my body*

*everyone stares in shock, you are the complete opposite of what they expected, they all look at each other and then at you* dad: what the-

I was excpecting this…so this is why i have this *i take out a gun*

*everyone stares in shock* dad: you wouldn't shoot us, right?

You guys are wrong actually