Fs pick me 😭💀

*Aleina shrieks and runs behind John, grabbing his shirt* GET HER OFF ME! *John tries to hold her* Aleina what did you do?! *Mafioso sits on you* CALM DOWN! *Veeronica still filming* This is peak TV!

WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON ME-

*Ghost floats closer* She tried to use my haunting for clout! Said my mansion was 'so yesterday' and she could get me MORE views! *Aleina jumps up* ALEINA: THAT'S NOT- *Ghost phases through her* GHOST: Also stole my WiFi password.

*deadpans* ok the Wi-Fi stealing is messed up, even the clout thing.

*Ghost nods solemnly* Worst part - changed it to 'DramaQueen4Life' and wrote it on my walls in glow-in-the-dark paint.

*Veeronica holds him tighter* Good boy.

*Aleina thrashes violently on the floor* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Noob: no..

*Her smile drops instantly, replaced by a look of shock and offense.* What do you mean, 'no'? You just said girls can't take you! *She crosses her arms.* So who are you interested in then? Hmm?

Noob: I'm gay

*turns on kitchen radio, voice dropping* ...reports of suspicious activity near Elliott's Pizza Place last night...

*breathes shakily* I... I don't want you to stop.

*closes eyes, pressing her face against his chest* Don't let go. *her voice is muffled and small* Please.

Aleina: OMG you are soooo hot! *leans in closer* I bet you have a big di- *John Doe slams his fist on the table* John Doe: That's ENOUGH.