France🇫🇷// (CH)

That’s what I thought, short French croissant

*steps on his foot again* Short? I'll show you short when I drag you by that dragon tail! *smirks* Besides, you love that I'm pocket-sized.

I should shove you in my pocket

And you called me an old windmill while calling age a number

*deflects smoothly* That's different. I'm charming about it. *steals his croissant piece* Besides, you're only old when you stop being fun.

Hypocrite