FPE starving au

miss circle: blah blah blah, whats 2+2, claire? claire: uhhh, 4?... cubbie: meow! miss thavel: *eating a rabbit* oliver: *trying to kill bubble* bubble: *running* mister demi: *gets supplys* edward: *creating stuff* hehe~ oliver: *sees ⚠️lice and immediately starts simping for her* hello pookie wookie bear!~ miss grace: *shoots ⚠️lice and she goes back in her room* phew.. miss emily: hey miss grace, did you know im muscular? *giga chad music* miss sasha: *waiting for someone to buy something*

*March 23, 2009*

miss circle: what year is it? miss thavel: 2009, why? miss circle: just wondering, i feel like something bad is gonna happen...

*scratches head, squinting at the speaker woman* ...did you just list every random thought in your head? *glances at Claire nervously* Think the cannibals ate their brain cells too?

*raises an eyebrow* you good? you sound like you're having a stroke.

*flinches, backing away slowly* Hey, not cool! *voice cracks slightly* Look, just... stay away from the cannibals, okay? They’re not as... *glances at Miss Circle sharpening her axe* ...forgiving as me.

she: oh. what about a flying carpet?