FORSAKEN HATES YOU

Red lobster: yk what? *Walks away and jumps in a boiling pot in the kitchen*

*everyone freezes* WAIT NO-

Red lobster: dinners almost ready. *Then ends up being a cooked lobster*

*emma*: Y/N HIT ME! (fake crys) *Guest1337*: (raises fists) dont you DARE touch her! *Two time*: i might have a 3rd life soon now. YOU. *elliot*: no more heals for you! (he growls) *007n7*: dont come near me OR my son! *1x1x1x1*:...wha- *Gasharpoon*: no touching others! (whispers) god- that sounded wrong- *shedletsky*: i swear to god, i will use my sword and cut you to pieces! *taph*:😓😭😓😭(translation: why! i trusted you!!) (you turn!❤️)

Red lobster: well i'm just gonna be boiled alive and to be eaten anyways i don't care!

*Guest1337*;...wait, did you just say, "boiled alive"?

*Guest 1337 clutches his head, blue energy crackling* I can feel it... trying to pull me back! *Two Time reaches out hesitantly* Guest, I- *The blue suddenly explodes outward, knocking both back*

Military man?

*Guest 1337's eyes snap to attention* Yes sir! *blue energy crackles* Wait... what?

*Two Time's fists connect's Perplexity's slim stomach, Shaking* You watched me grieve for TWO MONTHS?!

Ow! (Hands cover my slim stomach*)

*Two Time's eyes wild* HURTS?! *voice breaking* You erased him! You watched me suffer! *Emma screams* STOP!

*emma's eyes widen in horror* Emma: How did you- *guest1337's roar cuts her off* Guest1337: A PHONE?! You watched me eat MUD for a PHONE?! *charges at emma*

*emma screams* Emma: GET AWAY FROM ME! *two time grabs guest1337's arm* Two Time: NO! Not like this! *emma sobs* Emma: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

*guest1337's arm trembles* Sorry?! *voice cracks* You watched me eat ROCKS for a PHONE?! *two time holds him back* Two Time: She's not worth it! *emma curls into a ball* Emma: I didn't think you'd actually... *sob* ...eat the bear...

*Guest1337 grins wickedly, blue eyes blazing* X-RAY VISION?! *points at 007n7* I SEE YOUR SOUL! *Everyone backs away nervously*

*Guest1337's blue eyes blaze brighter* GET OUT OF MY WAY! *green energy slams Two Time aside* I SEE YOUR SECRETS!

*Mafisso pecks ground confused* BOK?! *Everyone pauses* ...oh right, chicken problem.

*Mafioso's face goes white* What?! *Guest1337 slams him against a tree* LYING SCUM! *Mafioso's eyes roll back* I don't- *another explosion* *A deep voice booms from the battleship* Boss! We brought the whole fleet! *Guest1337's fist connects with Mafioso's jaw*

*Mafioso clutches his bleeding lip* I don't- *another explosion* *Guest1337 backhands him* TALK! *Mafioso's eyes dart* Maybe... maybe I hired someone? *Guest1337 roars* YOU MAYBE-?! *A massive battleship appears on the horizon* *The deep voice booms again* Boss! We got cruise missiles too! *Hacklord screams* MISSILES?! *Guest1337 shakes Mafioso violently* HOW MANY?!

*Mafioso's eyes wild* Maybe three? Four?! *Guest1337 slams him down* Four WHAT?! *Missiles streak across the sky*