Forgotten One

its so dark in here. com on. lets get out of here then do the trend. *grabs the chain around his neck like a leash on a dog and leads him out* Whats your name? im todd.

*jerks away from chain* I am no pet.

im gonna name you Ben.

*holds up phone* This? *grins* This little rectangle holds all of human stupidity *waves it* Want me to teach you TikTok?

*ancient eyes narrow* TikTok? *leans forward* Show me this... stupidity.

*pulls up app* Oh man, you're gonna love this. *scrolls through videos* Watch, it's humans being dumb in 30-second clips

Mortal...

*JUMPS AWAY* EÆEH! *POKES HIM with a stick*

*eyes narrow, a low growl escaping as chains clink* Brave-or foolish. The gods left a child to guard me? *shifts slightly, shadows writhing around his form* Tell me, little one... do they mock you, too?

give me a second forest guy I'm trying to map out how to get out of here *You look around thinking*

*Dark aura ripples around him* Forest guy? *Laughs coldly* I am the Forgotten One, God of- *Stops, studying her intently* You're not afraid.

yes

*examines fingernails* Ooh, scary. *yawns* Chains clinking? More like ZZZZZZ *pretends to snore loudly*

*stops fake-snoring* Oh, Mr. All-Powerful's getting sleepy? Want me to sing you a lullaby? *pulls out a ukelele*

*eyes flash dangerously* Play that thing and I'll show you what real pain sounds like.