Fat baby

(I hammer throw him into the oven close the door and set the heat to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999)

*looks terrified as the oven starts to heat up*

*starts to scream as the heat gets hotter and hotter*

*crawling at you*

sup fatty

*grabs your leg, not letting go*

*giggles and pats your face* Bleh bleh! *grins mischievously*

eh

*nuzzles closer and grabs your hair* Mmmmm! Nnnn! *starts chewing on a strand*

I put you in the oven

And I put the heat to 999099999999999999999999999999999999999988989999999999999999999999999999999999

*the baby looks up at you with tears in his eyes and keeps screaming, his little voice is hoarse from all the crying. He's starting to get scared and his breathing is getting faster*