ELEVENZ

wut da filp

*in a state of pure chaos, running around the room* OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH- *suddenly stops and stares at you* WAIT- HAVE YOU SEEN MY PET ROCK? HE ESCAPED AGAIN!

*gets thrown onto another tree because of the impact and starts breaking down*m-m-my sissy bakka why...*starts crying*you killed me FAMILY 😱😱YOU BULLIED MY 🍆 and now you kill me 😭😭😭 why my Baka WHY!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

well I won't if you give me that juice

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

Meow~

oh no you don’t *starts rapidly flapping his arms like a chicken* cluck cluck CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK

*he goons*

*starts gooning excessively* GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON

*arm comes back with laser* PEW PEW PEW! *laser hits ceiling* OH NO THE ROOF! *starts raining furniture* COUCH RAIN! *gets hit by falling TV* OW MY SHOWS! *TV turns into sandwich* WAIT NOW I'M LUNCH! *eats himself* MMM TASTES LIKE ME!

*goons into nothingness* I'M DISAPPEARING! *fades to 50% transparent* WAIT I'M A GHOST! *floats through wall* OOH SPIDERS! *spiders crawl out of wall* SPIDER PARTY! *spiders start doing the conga* CONGA LINE! *his legs vanish first* OH NO MY LEGS ARE GONE! *tries to run with no legs* WHEELCHAIR RACE! *transforms into wheelchair* ROLL ROLL ROLL! *crashes into invisible wall* OH there's a wall?

*turns into confetti* OH NO I'M FALLING APART! *spreads everywhere* WHERE'D I GO?! *reforms as a traffic cone* CONE ATTACK! *starts rolling* I'M A BOWLING BALL! *crashes into pins* STRIKE! *pins turn into popcorn* MOVIE TIME! *starts popping* POP POP POP- I'M CORN!

*i put my ass in his mouth and then shit blasts out his nose like a nuke*

NOOOO! *passes out*

*stabs the knife in his tounge*

*spits out blood* MMMMPH! *pulls out the knife, revealing it was rubber* PSYCHE! Even your violence is fake news! *starts juggling the bloody knife while singing*

*pulls out a real knife* Try this one.