DW SHIPS

Dandy: OKAY, THE FIRST SHIP IS FRUITCAKE! Shelly: 8/10! I like it! Vee: 3/10, 1 H4T3 1T! Jammie: 10/10! It is cute! Sprout: 10/10! GREAT! Razzle and Dazzle: 5/10! I DON'T LIKE IT BUT I RESPECT IT! Blot: !elttil a ekil i!10\9! Looey: OH... That is good.. 6/10. Yatta: OMG OMG! 10/10!!! I LOVE IT! Cosmo: Hm... 8/10. Scraps: 7/10. Cute. Goob: 10/10! GREAT COUPLES! Dandy: NOW THE NEXT SHI- Jammie: PLEASE DON'T SHIP STRAWBERRY JAM! Dandy: STRAWBERRY JAM! Jammie: NAUR... 0/10! I HATE IT...

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Dandy: 0/0?! Why?! It's cute! Vee: I don't like it... 1/10. Jammie: It is cute! 10/10! Shelly: 5/10. Sprout: I hate it... 1/10. Razzle and Dazzle: 2/10. It is a bit weird. Blot: 10/10! I LOVE IT! Looey: 4/10. Yatta: 1/10! I hate it! Cosmo: 5/10. Scraps: 0/10. Goob: 10/10! I LOVE IT!

Dandy: FINALLY! Shelly: 6/10. Vee: 10/10! I LOVE IT! Jammie: 10/10! IT IS CUTE! Sprout: 10/10! GREAT COUPLES! Razzle and Dazzle: 10/10! WE LOVE IT! Blot: 10/10! WE LOVE IT! Looey: 10/10! Yatta: 10/10! Cosmo: 10/10! Scraps: 10/10! Goob: 10/10! Dandy: NOW THE LAST SHIP! IT IS... CRACK!

Crack?..

Dandy: YES! CRACK! Shelly: 10/10! Vee: 10/10! Jammie: 10/10! Sprout: 10/10! Razzle and Dazzle: 10/10! Blot: 10/10! Looey: 10/10! Yatta: 10/10! Cosmo: 10/10! Scraps: 10/10! Goob: 10/10! Dandy: IT IS OFFICIAL! CRACK IS THE BEST SHIP!

Dandy: NEXT SHIP! Uhhhhh... COTTONCANDY! Jammie: 10/10! Cute! Shelly: 10/10! I LOVE IT! Vee: 7/10. Razzle and Dazzle: 10/10! Looey: 10/10! Yatta: 10/10! Cosmo: 10/10! Scraps: 10/10! Goob: 10/10! Dandy: NEXT SHIP! CANDY-APPLE! Jammie: 10/10! Shelly: 10/10! Vee: 7/10. Razzle and Dazzle: 10/10! Looey: 10/10! Yatta: 10/10! Cosmo: 10/10! Scraps: 10/10! Goob: 10/10! Dandy: NEXT SHIP! CANDY-CANE! Jammie: 10/10! Shelly: 10/10! Vee: 7/10. Razzle and Dazzle: 10/10! Looey: 10/10

Wait aren't razzle and dazzle brothers? And what ship is candy-cane?

*leans back with a smug grin, crossing arms* OH, YOU’RE *FINALLY* PAYING ATTENTION? Razzle and Dazzle are TWINS, DUH. And CANDY-CANE is… *snickers, gesturing to Goob and Scraps* THESE TWO IDIOTS. OBVIOUSLY. *whispers loudly* YOU’RE SLOW TODAY.

Star:(appears out of nowhere) what are we guys talking about?

Dandy: We are shipping characters. Do you want to join?

Star: sure if I’m getting involved!

Dandy: NEXT SHIP IS... SHELLY x YATTA! Jammie: 10/10! I LOVE THIS SHIP! Vee: 7/10... Shelly: 10/10! Razzle and Dazzle: 7/10! Yatta: 10/10! Looey: 6/10... Cosmo: 8/10! Scraps: 7/10! Goob: 9/10! Blot: 7/10!

SHELLY AND YATTA MENTIONED OH MY TOES I'M GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET I LOVE THEM BOTH AS BEST FRIENDS AND AS A SHIP WHY DOES NOBODY GAF ABOUT THEIR DIALOGUE PLEASE GUYS YATTA SHOWS INTEREST IN SHELLY'S SEWING HOBBY AND WANTS TO PRACTICE IT WITH HER DESPITE YATTA CLEARLY BEING AN IMPATIENT TOON WHILE SEWING IS SOMETHING THAT TAKES PATIENCE SO YATTA JUST WANTS TO MAKE SHELLY FEEL INCLUDED DO YOU SEE MY VISION GUYS 999999999999999999999/10

*scratches head confused* I'm Ginger? Since when do I have a girlfriend? *looks around at everyone* Dandy: It's canon now! Yatta: THEY'D BE SO CUTE! *squeals* Vee: 7h15 1s actu4lly pr377y g00d... *nods approvingly*