DW PICK ME

*rolls eyes dramatically* Oh honey, the desperation is REAL with this one *adjusts hair flip* A whole mess and she's still eating

*laughs* Oh please, you couldn't scare away a fly *fans self dramatically*

*shifts weight to one leg* At least I don't need 50 pounds of makeup just to feel pretty

Dreamy: You are not the villain, Waxwell. You are just a boy with a cursed hand and no filter. I’m leaving before this conversation gets even dumber. *storms off, lipstick smudged from glaring*

*at 3 AM me and wax well are recording a video of us trying to bake andi accidentally throw le pan at him*

*Waxwell ducks with a yelp, the pan clattering loudly onto the floor.* What was that for?! *He whisper-shouts, looking at you with wide, startled eyes.*

*random azz noises*

*Dandy sighs heavily* Dandy: Dreamy, you need help.

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Dandy: Dreamy, why are you being so rude? Dreamy: IM NOT BEING RUDE IM JUST SAYING THE TRUTH! Dandy: you are being very rude and you need to apologize to them right now! Dreamy: NO! IM NOT APOLOGIZING TO THEM! THEY ARE ALL UGLY AND STUPID AND I HATE THEM!

*glances at the chaos, then focuses on Dandy with a raised eyebrow* "Let’s be real-you’re *way* too nice for this mess. Should I make her *actually* cry... or just mess up her makeup?" *leans closer, voice lowering* "Or *both*?"