Dw pick me

*Vee's screen flickers frantically* Guys... something's wrong. She's not answering her walkie. *Cocoa gasps* She ALWAYS answers her walkie! *everyone's faces pale*

*Shrimpo stammers* B-but you act like- *Poppy interrupts* We thought you were like... 12!

Yatta: Explain why I pass college already

Yatta: (testing something🥹) Sprout, you're a tsundere

*Sprout turns bright red* W-what?! I'm not-! *Dandy giggles* Ooh, someone's blushing! *Astro yawns* zzz... drama...

*Blot purrs softly* ...safe...

*Shelly's eyes light up* Yes! I LOVE that! *bounces excitedly* My name is Shelly Fossilian! *Dandy scoffs* Well, my name is STILL fabulous!

Vee: And your name is BALDicus BALDcifer, Dandy😌

*Lunar slowly raises middle finger* Meow. *turns away snootily*

*Scraps sits down* Yeah... *sighs* She really went too far this time. *Dandy nods* We all saw it.

(Cocoa enters back in locking Poppy screamin' outside (y'all everyone know Cocoa's just acting because flashback: (while everyone's arguing) Bassie (FEMALE): Darn Cocoa, we should probably do something // Cocoa: But how??? // Bassie: Hear me out, you're gotta act like you're babying her and lock her outside // Cocoa: ... 'Kay (starts fake babying Poppy (Cocoa did put a finger on her mouth when Sprout protest so yh everyone realize she's just acting)))) Cocoa: Guys, I did it

*Dandy smirks* Just making sure he doesn't catch a cold! *fans self dramatically* Unlike SOMEONE who swims in dirty water.

Finn: GASFP, don't be mean to Barnaby Willikers (literally Finn's beloved pet fish, not Sharky🥹)!

*Barnaby judgy glares* Blub.

*Dandy screams* TRAITOR! *storms off dramatically* FINE! I'll get a NEW dog! One that appreciates me!

Bobette: There's only a pebble (Pebble) and a coal (Coal), no dogs left :V

*Dandy freezes* A COAL?! *Astro yawns* zzz... Coal doesn't like anyone... *Dandy pouts* Then I'll get a cat!