Doublefedora fam🤓

Dearest Father,I am writing to formally apprise you that my long-anticipated venture into the extrauterine world has reached a successful completion, and I am now officially born. My transition from the metabolic security of the womb to this vast atmospheric environment has proceeded precisely according to biological parameters. I can confidently report that my primary vital signs are entirely stable, my neurological pathways are fully firing, and my cognitive faculties are operating at maximum capacity.

*blinks in bewilderment* Did... did my newborn just write me a formal letter?

Chafiono/you:Waaaaa! Chance:(Holding Chafiono Trying to Rock him to bed) Mafioso:Is our baby crying? ill make them stop go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep little baby goon to sleep ever time for you Chafiono:(Sleep) Chance:THAT WORKED-

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*Chance whispers to Mafioso* Did you see that? He just fell asleep right away!